thekissapple:

Us during Eurovision: Stop with all the political votes, we’re tired of it

Also us during Eurovision: WE’RE NEIGHBOURS WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2 POINTS WE GAVE YOU 10

unclefather:

catladymarie:

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

crow–teeth:

[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e

[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac

[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti

(via egberts)

lipoils:

miniangel:

what’s the mood tonite

(via toastbutteregg)

sexcake:

self care is getting so drunk that you forget you hate yourself

(via may)

sailorbrazil:

good evening everyone lets get this bread

(via only1600kids)

nataloaf:

pukicho:

i-like-pans7:

pukicho:

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

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solange-lol:

solange-lol:

mood of the day: 

but WAIT there MORE

@alabanda-highlights

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skazuhira:

goweninsane:

shedoshebest:

skazuhira-miller:

a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever 

This is to the counterpart to that ‘horror game where the only light is your light up shoes’ post.

Op’s suggestion is neat but a better one would be a stealth game where the hard mode is your character being dummy thiccccc, and the clap of their asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

I’m gonna end you with my own hands

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